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Julia Raeside


Kylie queens up her act

It looks like the Queen of Pop has taken a liking to pint-sized buttock-flaunter Kylie Minogue. Madonna turned up at Kylie's sell-out Earl's Court gig last week.

The material girl arrived late and had nowhere to sit, but Brit actor Rupert Everett budged up and made some space for her next to him.

Actually, Madge is more like the Queen Mum of Pop, because Kylie's the Queen and Britney's the Princess. They're all knocking on a bit now, anyway.

Onlookers say it looked like Madge was having a whale of a time during the show, but couldn't confirm whether she actually knew all the words or not. It won't be the first time the material girl's mimed at Earl's Court. Allegedly.

The love affair between the two lady-crooners has been going on for a while. Madge was spotted wearing a Kylie t-shirt at a gig last year. [It was five years ago!] The pop pixie was said to be overwhelmed at one of her idols giving her the nod. [Kylie never indicated that Madonna was one of her idols.]

We wonder if they'll release a single together. The photoshoot for the cover would be a laugh. The loos could be made into a make-shift botox clinic for touch-ups.